A quiet corner of the web.

This static site does not use analytics, advertising pixels, cookies, local storage, external fonts, embeds or JavaScript. Images and styles load from this site only. A content security policy blocks scripts, connections, frames and third-party media.

Reading stays simple.

There is no account, contact form, payment processor or site-side message database. Your light or dark preference comes from your browser or operating system; the site does not store it.

When you choose to leave.

The contact link opens your email app. Email is handled by your chosen provider and the brand mailbox, outside this static page. Future Etsy links will navigate to Etsy, which has its own policies. The current preview uses a local placeholder and sends nothing to Etsy.

Hosting is a separate layer.

This build has not been deployed. A future host may receive ordinary request data such as IP addresses and browser headers. Host, retention, access logging and any provider-injected scripts must be reviewed and documented before launch. Do not enable host analytics or tracking cookies.

For privacy questions: hello@goblinworkbench.com. Please do not include private records.